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| Chickens With Lips Words and music by Ezra Barany with Sam Coble on guitar. Here's to chickens with lips! Here's to chickens with lips! That's what my friend would say. He'd say it every day. He would say here's to chickens with lips! Chickens with lips would be better kissers. They'd be able to say "Don't chop off my head." They'd tell you how much they would like to ride a bike. And they'd be able to laugh at how they peed in your bed. Chorus Chickens with lips could offer you oatmeal cookies. They could ask what kind of tea would interest you. And as they made your tea and cookies with their specially-designed-for-chickens tea and coffee maker, They could ask you if you'd like one lump or two. Chorus They could say words like "paginate" and "defenestrate." They could talk a chicken out of jumping off a bridge. They could be hired to do commercials for Malt-O-Meal. Wouldn't it be nice if they had lips? Oh, chickens with lips could put on black lipstick. They could put on spikes and join the gothic clubs. They could order tickets to see all the vampire chicken films. And they'd get hired to do foreign-film overdubs. Chorus |
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| Dedicated to Steve Kosoy |
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