| Random Thoughts |
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| When you're drinking soda, it's best not to burp through your nose. |
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| Always remember that this is a sentence best forgotten. |
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| Fireflies have never had the fortune of taking a long, hot bath. |
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| But fireflies have never had the misfortune of getting shampoo in their eyes. |
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| In math, taking the derivative of a firefly has been experimentally proven to cure gingivitis. |
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| When I eat jeeps, I always make sure to chew real well. |
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| If a shoe-shining shines shoes, what does a sun shining do? |
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| My left shoe knows more than I dare to ask. |
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| Beware of any pasta sauce labled "I'm Going to Kill You!" |
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| Never muck a duck's luck. |